Burnout: Dirt Worshippers
On the streets with Big Ern and co.


Kicked out in seven minutes.

'Think Gilbert, think!'

A little B&E downtown.


Skateboarding is such a threat that the property owners of this choice piece of shit covered the entire lot in 40,000 metric tons of gravel.


Burnside-ian diligence.

and goes the spoils ...

After all, Big Ern's got a video to wrap up.
When you accidentally end up in a backwards front-foot impossible, that's usually a sign to stop.

These photos were supposed to be for a 'weird beard' t-eddy award, but I spaced it. Thanks, anyway, James.

Very convincing.

'Oh, hey Mic-e ... Yeah, I'm out filming right now ... yeah, hammers and everything ... don't worry..'

Secret spots with horrific ground.


David was gonna bust it anyway, but then a fat lady screamed at us and called the cops. (not shown)
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12/31/2009
Burnout: Best Year Ever-2009
Here's a wrap up of 2009 from Burnout. -
12/18/2009
Burnout: Awash
Here's the final chapter on Burnout's trip to Houston with the Habitat crew. Make sure to watch the video at the end—tight. -
12/14/2009
Burnout: Spine Time
Burnout has a little spine time with the 2008 SOTY on the second-to-last day of his reign. -
12/10/2009
Burnout: A Christian Nation
Burnout went to Houston, Texas with the Habitat bros. -
11/30/2009
Burnout: Gig Relief
Burnout provides a few gems to start out your week.